06/03/2007

Buffy shrugs off competing claimant

Someone has staked Slobodan Milosevic. The wannabe Slayer then reported himself to the local police who refused to do anything about it all. Not being a girl militated against his claim to be the Chosen One.

2 comments:

Caronte said...

Impaling is no good, not good enough with major vampires. Dracula the Impaler's tomb contains only his body, the head was buried a long way away to stop it for rejoining the body and allow the undead to revive.

Restless Dracula's resting place is in a small island near Bucharest whose name escapes me, appropriatedly close to one of the many villas built by Ceaucescu the Impaler for his own exclusive use, and where he appropriately fled on the way to be impaled in January 1990.

I once visited this villa and Dracula's tomb. The villa had a gym with all kind of sports equipment, including a set of weights for weightlifting. The guide explained that the weights were actually much lighter than the weight imprinted on them, to please and delude the dictator.
They did that to weights, imagine what they did with statistics.

the Librarian said...

It's puzzled me often why there is such irritation with statistcal faking. If they're faked people live the truth and realise, so what's statistical about lying with numbers and trends? Lies are lies are lies, their particular formulation is irrelevant.

Unwillingness to pay the cyclops of the manse his outrageous tax demands meant everything was taken beyond his reach but it wasn't statistics that drove the decision, it 's reality. Perhaps statisitics are used to frighten off people's intuitive identification of a lie, and that's why they get it in the neck.